Joe Louis dresses like a backpacker
It is 7AM at the pier. There are probably 150 or so people here squatting, leaning, and sitting on the dirt road just waiting. Many are young twentysomethings with Chiang Beer t-shirts and loose fitting pants – the standard backpacker uniform in Thailand. There are plenty of tattoos, piercings, braids, and facial hair. Although tired, people are convival as they wait, exchanging names, travel stories, and lighters. Although we are headed to Koh Samui, almost all of these people are planning to go to Koh Phan Nang. This week is the Full Moon Party after all.
The Full Moon Party happens once a month and thousands of revelers pack the island and celebrate all night. If you go to Thailand you go to a Full Moon Party just as when you go to Beijing you to the Great Wall. There are bars and clubs lined up all along the beach blasting music. Everyone is drinking (and more). Boats run to and from the island for most of the night, but many people stay a few days and enjoy the time there. It’s become so popular that now throughout the month there are also Half Moon Parties and Blue Moon Parties. You don’t really need a strong excuse to get wasted with people.
Although the party officially lasts one night, you will see it for the other 29 days of the month as well. People proudly wear Full Moon tank tops and neon green hats across Thailand. You won’t recognize them, but you were all there, sharing the intoxicating experience together.
Koh Samui, Thailand
Koh Phan Nang, Thailand
Visit the local night market
Backpackers don’t shop in designer stores or malls. They haggle at the market where prices are cheap, quality is low, and t-shirts are ironic. Get yourself a t-shirt with the regional beer logo on it and loose fitting pants that say, “Sure I’m practically wearing pajamas, but wow I am so much more comfortable than you are.” If you’re in Southeast Asia make sure your clothes have plenty of elephants on them. There can never be too many elephants.
Bracelets!
No backpacker is complete without a wrist weighed down by threaded bracelets. Pick varied designs, bargain down the price, and knot yourself up. While you’re at it, get one for your friend as a bond of travel camaraderie.
Be a backpacker, not a tourist
You’re an independent explorer of the world, not a homer on short vacation from a dull desk job. Stay away from goofy hats, “I <3” t-shirts, and knee high socks. If you feel that you can pull off this look, consult a local hottie.
Hair to stay
This applies more to males, although female bears can also follow this rule. Grow your hair long and let the shag show. Personal grooming is still important, but the rugged outback look is appropriate.
